Glorified Car Washer Tee - Dark
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Q: What do you do for a living?
A: I wash cars.
Don't call me a detailer, I am a glorified car washer. In all seriousness, we made this shirt as a joke, and everyone we bumped into at Mobile Tech Expo or SEMA always said 'Where do I get one of those?". If you find this shirt offensive, then don't buy it. If you like to marginalize your business in a fun way - add to cart :)
⚫️ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
🩸 Available in Oxblood or Original Black / Alternate Light version here
🧼 You keep it clean, this shirt just tells the world that
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |